***ice icicles on the front of the Taj.***Cold is a Relative Thing
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
people in Ohio plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Ohioans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Ohioans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Ohio public schools will open 2 hours late
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
people in Ohio plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Ohioans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Ohioans get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Ohio public schools will open 2 hours late
Wishing you a Happy warm Monday!
11 Showin' Comment Love:
That looks like my roof! BRRR, we in Michigan feel your pain.
Kris, If you and Mike get bored you can pretend you are homeless and eat the ice sickles for food. That was always fun as kids. Hopefully you don’t have new carpet.
Tyson~ you are the only one I know that can get sick off of ice icicles.
HAHAHA! Love it! :)
Too funny....I lived in NC in 2006 and they freaked out with just a dusting of snow.
You hit it right on the nose. It's not as bad here in Missouri than it is there but it is still cold.
Try and stay warm.
Diane, tyler's mom
That's soo funny and true!
Jess
It's been above 70 here.... I can't say I miss Ohio too much!! We made a joke the other day when you windchill was -40
What's the difference between AZ and Ohio? 115 degrees! :o)We reached 75 that day! :o)
You can always come visit!! We would love to have you!!
Those icicles are so pretty! We don't have ours anymore :)
Did you write this yourself? Very funny!
60 blow zero:
Ohio goes to school 2 hours late
Alaskan's are still going to school on time in the dark ;)
love this and I can totally relate!
oh and that should have said "below" oops
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