Welcome to the Taj

Friday, December 26, 2008

The Stamm's
formally invite you
on a tour of the duplex
A.K.A "The Taj"

The front lawn is adorned by beautiful pipes, gas pipes specifically so no smoking is allowed on this tour. The peaceful ringing sound of the pipes will send chills up your spine much like nails applied to a chalk board.

Through the front door of the duplex you immediately enter the cozy living room completely decked out with faded curtains and dusty blinds. The ceiling and wall cracks give hours of entertaining eye-ball architecture to gaze upon.Pass through the living room to enter the kitchen. Watch your step. The floor makes a gradual slope up to help trim those thunder thighs before reaching the refrigerator.If you have been desiring to work on your balancing act, the stairs up to the two bedrooms are perfect for you. Their slight forward slant are sure to strengthen your agility.
At the top of the stairs is the luxurious bathroom that is sure to accommodate at least one half of a person. The highlighted feature of the bathroom is the direct view of the front door you have while sitting on the toilet. You can rest assure if someone opens the front door you will provide entertainment for all those that are passing by.
You have your pick between two quaint bedrooms that will send you running for your warm long john's. To help you settle in, there are two dressers. To make sure you don't strain any muscles opening the drawers, they have been conveniently removed from their tracks so they just fall open effortlessly.Well, that completes our wonderful tour of the Taj. Thank you for stopping by.

***We make lots of jokes about the Taj, but on a more serious note, we are extremely grateful for this place. It's been a blessing to have a place to stay for free until we can make further arrangements for an apartment or a house. It may not feel like home but at least we are all together. Mike's new employer has been making this transition for us as easy as possible.

***The offer we put in on a house was not accepted. So our hunt continues.

***It's Mad Libs time!!! Thanks for playing! It was fun!

Uncle Tyson:


The front lawn is adorned by tremendous pipes, gas pipes specifically so no smoking is allowed on this tour. The spooky sound of the pipes will send chills up your spine much like nails applied to a chalk board.

Through the front door of the duplex you immediately enter the
sexy living room completely decked out with faded curtains and dusty blinds. The ceiling and ear lobe cracks give hours of entertaining eye-ball architecture to gaze upon.

Pass through the living room to enter the kitchen. Watch your
hot girls. The floor makes a gradual slope up to help trim those soft thighs before reaching the refrigerator.

If you desire to work on your balancing act, the stairs up to the two bedrooms are perfect for you. Their slight
dirty slant is sure to strengthen your agility.

At the top of the stairs is the
warm bathroom that is sure to accommodate at least one half of a pillow. The highlighted feature of the bathroom is the direct view of the front door you have while sitting on the life raft. You can rest assure, if someone opens the front door you will provide entertainment for all those that are passing by.

You have your pick between two
ridiculous bedrooms that will send you rapping for your warm long john's. To help you settle in, there are two dressers. To make sure you don't whip any muscles opening the drawers, they have been conveniently removed from their tracks so they scream open effortlessly.

Well, that completes our
sweet tour of the Taj. Thank you for stopping by.

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Monica:

The front lawn is adorned by fuzzy pipes, gas pipes specifically so no smoking is allowed on this tour. The loopy sound of the pipes will send chills up your spine much like nails applied to a chalk board.

Through the front door of the duplex you immediately enter the yellow living room completely decked out with faded curtains and dusty blinds. The ceiling and paw cracks give hours of entertaining eye-ball architecture to gaze upon.

Pass through the living room to enter the kitchen. Watch your leaves. The floor makes a gradual slope up to help trim those yummy thighs before reaching the refrigerator.

If you desire to work on your balancing act, the stairs up to the two bedrooms are perfect for you. Their slight pretty slant is sure to strengthen your agility.

At the top of the stairs is the bright bathroom that is sure to accommodate at least one half of a cereal. The highlighted feature of the bathroom is the direct view of the front door you have while sitting on the foot stool. You can rest assure, if someone opens the front door you will provide entertainment for all those that are passing by.

You have your pick between two cold bedrooms that will send you gesturing for your warm long john's. To help you settle in, there are two dressers. To make sure you don't eat any muscles opening the drawers, they have been conveniently removed from their tracks so they wave open effortlessly.

Well, that completes our clean tour of the Taj. Thank you for stopping by.


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Tiffany:


The front lawn is adorned by
gross pipes, gas pipes specifically so no smoking is allowed on this tour. The smelly sound of the pipes will send chills up your spine much like nails applied to a chalk board.

Through the front door of the duplex you immediately enter the
used living room completely decked out with faded curtains and dusty blinds. The ceiling and hand cracks give hours of entertaining eye-ball architecture to gaze upon.

Pass through the living room to enter the kitchen. Watch your
foot. The floor makes a gradual slope up to help trim those dirty thighs before reaching the refrigerator.

If you desire to work on your balancing act, the stairs up to the two bedrooms are perfect for you. Their slight
clean slant is sure to strengthen your agility.

At the top of the stairs is the
happy bathroom that is sure to accommodate at least one half of a baby. The highlighted feature of the bathroom is the direct view of the front door you have while sitting on the toilet. You can rest assure, if someone opens the front door you will provide entertainment for all those that are passing by.

You have your pick between two
angry bedrooms that will send you running for your warm long john's. To help you settle in, there are two dressers. To make sure you don't walk any muscles opening the drawers, they have been conveniently removed from their tracks so they lift open effortlessly.

Well, that completes our
red tour of the Taj. Thank you for stopping by.

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Sherri: (I’m not sure what happened to the beginning part of your story. You finished strong though. :))

The front lawn is adorned by (adjective) pipes, gas pipes specifically so no smoking is allowed on this tour. The (adjective) sound of the pipes will send chills up your spine much like nails applied to a chalk board.

Through the front door of the duplex you immediately enter the (adjective) living room completely decked out with faded curtains and dusty blinds. The ceiling and (noun) cracks give hours of entertaining eye-ball architecture to gaze upon.

Pass through the living room to enter the kitchen. Watch your (noun). The floor makes a gradual slope up to help trim those moldy thighs before reaching the refrigerator.

If you desire to work on your balancing act, the stairs up to the two bedrooms are perfect for you. Their slight crusty slant is sure to strengthen your agility.

At the top of the stairs is the greasy bathroom that is sure to accommodate at least one half of a wire hanger. The highlighted feature of the bathroom is the direct view of the front door you have while sitting on the bucket. You can rest assure, if someone opens the front door you will provide entertainment for all those that are passing by.

You have your pick between two squeaky bedrooms that will send you tickling for your warm long john's. To help you settle in, there are two dressers. To make sure you don't pounce any muscles opening the drawers, they have been conveniently removed from their tracks so they trip open effortlessly.

Well, that completes our scratchy tour of the Taj. Thank you for stopping by.

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Aunt Sam:

The front lawn is adorned by shiny pipes, gas pipes specifically so no smoking is allowed on this tour. The golden sound of the pipes will send chills up your spine much like nails applied to a chalk board.

Through the front door of the duplex you immediately enter the
dingy living room completely decked out with faded curtains and dusty blinds. The ceiling and lamp cracks give hours of entertaining eye-ball architecture to gaze upon.

Pass through the living room to enter the kitchen. Watch your love seat. The floor makes a gradual slope up to help trim those chilly thighs before reaching the refrigerator.

If you desire to work on your balancing act, the stairs up to the two bedrooms are perfect for you. Their slight
yummy slant is sure to strengthen your agility.

At the top of the stairs is the
lovely bathroom that is sure to accommodate at least one half of an Uncle Tyson. The highlighted feature of the bathroom is the direct view of the front door you have while sitting on the Santa’s lap. You can rest assure, if someone opens the front door you will provide entertainment for all those that are passing by.

You have your pick between two
round bedrooms that will send you yawning for your warm long john's. To help you settle in, there are two dressers. To make sure you don't laugh any muscles opening the drawers, they have been conveniently removed from their tracks so they frolic open effortlessly.

Well, that completes our
speedy tour of the Taj. Thank you for stopping by.

8 Showin' Comment Love:

Monica said...

hilarious! I am so glad you have that smelly, yellow, yummy, fuzzy place to live while you house hunt!

Tyler said...

It looks like you had a great Christmas and even more to go. You guys make a beautiful family.

Diane, Tyler's mom

Lisa said...

Oh no! I forgot to submit answers! I was totally going to do that :(

Lisa said...

One more thing....I think it looks like a cozy place. Best of all...it's free!

Tsquared417 said...

You're so cute! Glad to see you have a sense of humor about it!

The Soldatke family said...

Kristen,

Thanks for the tour! I love your humor. Laughter and humor make life so much better! And free is always good, too.
I bet you'll be ready for your own place though, and to unpack boxes and STAY for a while!

Are you ready to kiss 2008 goodbye? I am, and not repeat it. Remember it....but not repeat it!

Hope you had a Merry Christmas!

Jill

Anonymous said...

Ashalyn, Nick and I never wished u guys a merry Christmas!! I hope it was good to ya!! We had a rough few days, but still were able to enjoy the holidays!! Hope u are getting adjusted to the new place!!!
Love ya!!

Anonymous said...

Ashalyn, Nick and I never wished u guys a merry Christmas!! I hope it was good to ya!! We had a rough few days, but still were able to enjoy the holidays!! Hope u are getting adjusted to the new place!!!
Love ya!!